And I just had the following conversation with the kid next door:
Nomsa: When is the baby coming out of your belly?
Me: She came out in June
(Nomsa sometimes gets her tenses wrong)
Nomsa: Not that baby. The one that's in your belly now.
Me: There's no baby in my belly now.
Nomsa: Really? Only food?
Me: Only food.
Nomsa: You know, God says that lying is bad.
Me: No really, it's only food.
Nomsa. You are lying. Food can't be that big. It's a baby
*sigh*
Does that mean I should join a gym?
